comedy of the day

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When you buy your girlfriend phone and another man buys
her airtime. That's called, "Division ofLabour".When you
buy your girlfriend underwear and another man removes it.
That's called,"Separation of Powers".When you pay your
girlfriend fees and another man pays her rent. That's called,
"CombinedBusiness".When your girlfriend says she is not
ready for sex and another man gets her pregnant. Whatwill
you call that?


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