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The difference between BATHROOM and BAFFROOM ................. In BATHROOM, one can take a cute selfie. But in BAFFROOM, hmmm hmmmmm! If your soap falls on the floor, just forget it! . 2. Chei! Just because I borrowed a pen from a cashier and forgot to return it, I got home now and received a debit alert of #70..... First Bank! My God will fight for me o!!! . 3. -When your girlfriend Posts "Real men are born in March", But you were born in October My brother, I understand . E dey pain but no vex you never reach your bus-stop.... . 4. -When girls run out of cosmetics the next thing they will update is..... "MAKE-UP FREE DAY, LOVING IT ALL NATURAL". And you think you are deceiving Me Abi....? . 5.-Borday: I heard u now work at the bakery.? Akpos: oh yes. I started last week. Borday: but you have never brought any bread home. Akpos: Your sister who works at the airport, has she brought any aeroplane to the house? And even you who wor...

The difference between BATHROOM and BAFFROOM ................. In BATHROOM, one can take a cute selfie. But in BAFFROOM, hmmm hmmmmm! If your soap falls on the floor, just forget it! . 2. Chei! Just because I borrowed a pen from a cashier and forgot to return it, I got home now and received a debit alert of #70..... First Bank! My God will fight for me o!!! . 3. -When your girlfriend Posts "Real men are born in March", But you were born in October My brother, I understand . E dey pain but no vex you never reach your bus-stop.... . 4. -When girls run out of cosmetics the next thing they will update is..... "MAKE-UP FREE DAY, LOVING IT ALL NATURAL". And you think you are deceiving Me Abi....? . 5.-Borday: I heard u now work at the bakery.? Akpos: oh yes. I started last week. Borday: but you have never brought any bread home. Akpos: Your sister who works at the airport, has she brought any aeroplane to the house? And even you who wor...

- Federal University in Dutsin-ma in Katsina state has been shut down - The university was shut down over religious tension - Muslim students accused the former Vice Chancellor, James Ayatse, of favoring Christians in filling academic and non-academic vacancies Christians and Muslims are allegedly facing each other in what can be described as religious crises in Katsina. The alleged brewing tension between minority Christians and a larger body of Muslim students have resulted in the closure of the Federal University in Dutsin-ma in Katsina state by the university’s management according to Sahara Reporters.    We  understands that the crises started on Friday when Islamic students at the university mobilized and protested against Christian employees at the university. Andrew Moses, a security guard at the University, who spoke to Sahara Reporters said that: “We saw strange faces stationed at Academic Department housing the university management staff, including the Vice Ch...

We came across a story shared by an annoyed Facebook user who shared his experience while withdrawing money from an ATM recently. Have you ever gone to withdraw money from an ATM only to discover that it didn't dispense the exact amount you keyed into it? Well, such was this man's story when he tried to withdraw money from an ATM that was supposed to be dispensing 'N500 only'. Ayo Morgan Adeyemi got the shock of his life when a N5 note slipped out instead of N500 that was supposed to make up his total amount. Mr Adeyemi got N5 when he was supposed to get an additional N500 note. Adeyemi took to Facebook to express his displeasure, but that was after he had the matter resolved with the said bank. See what he wrote below: "Be Careful at ATM. My personal experience today, Thursday, 1st June, 2017. I used my card at an ATM this morning to draw some cash and to my amazement, a N5 note was pushed out alongside N500 notes to make up my total drawn amount. I felt embarrass...

- The number of passengers who used Nigerian airports in 2017 so far shows a huge drop - The National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) released data that shows the crash on Thursday, June 1 - This was partly due to the closure of the Abuja airport for maintenance work According to National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) the total number of passengers who passed through Nigerian airports in the first quarter of 2017 was 2,505,612. That figure shows a 31.3% decrease when compared to the previous quarter and 34.5% drop when compared to the same quarter of 2016. The crash which was was revealed in the Air Transportation Data Q1 2017 released by NBS on Thursday, June 1, shows a problem. Passengers at the Lagos airport Both passenger numbers and aircraft movement declined in 2017 partly due to the Abuja Airport closure for maintenance work and also other factors. Murtala Muhammed Airport (MMA) in Lagos remained the busiest domestic airport in the first quarter of 2017, accounting for 698,165 domestic ...

- A group, the Association of Tutorial School Operators, calls for JAMB to decentralize its operations to allow candidates who want to change their institutions do so at other venues - The National President of the association, Mr. Dotun Sodunke, claims that only a few computers were working at JAMB office in Lagos - Sodunke says many candidates fainted from exhaustion while waiting to effect a change due to the logjam at the JAMB Lagos office A group, the Association of Tutorial School Operators, has threatened to shut down economic activities in Lagos on Monday, June 5, unless the leadership of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board office (JAMB) decentralises its operations to allow candidates who want to change their institutions do so at other venues.  The group, issued the threat on Thursday, June 1, in reaction to challenges faced by candidates who wanted a change of institutions effected on their forms at the JAMB office in Lagos, The Punch reports. The national presi...

When you buy your girlfriend phone and another man buys her airtime. That's called, "Division ofLabour".When you buy your girlfriend underwear and another man removes it. That's called,"Separation of Powers".When you pay your girlfriend fees and another man pays her rent. That's called, "CombinedBusiness".When your girlfriend says she is not ready for sex and another man gets her pregnant. Whatwill you call that?

We wish to introduce you to the National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS), the apex umbrella union of all Nigerian Students, studying both at home and in Diaspora with a strength of over 1.1 million Nigerian Students home and abroad poised With the insatiable right of protecting the rights and interest of Nigerian students and masses as well Wherever and however, NANS is undoubtedly the voice of the voiceless, Vanguard of the oppressed and the custodian of the sacred trust of Nigerian Students. We are hear for Students and we are slaves to the Students, so always we are ever ready to seek anything for the benefit of Students and rushing to clean their tears when they are crying. Our attention has been drawn about the recent results released by JOINT ADMISSION AND MATRICULATION BOARD (JAMB) 2017, I heard that many students was failed and I observed that their failing is related to: 1. lack of awareness of Computer system 2. lack of enough time for answering questions 3...

Finally, fuel will be sold at 85 Naira per litre from Thursday June 1st; 2017!!! President Buhari made it clear 2 hours ago on a private interview in London, that fuel will be sold at 85 Naira per litre starting from Thursday June 1st; 2017. President Buhari also said that, the issue of Naira falling in value will be resolved in less than a week. He made it clear that by the time the naira issue is resolved, 100 Naira will = 1Dollar and that will be in 3 weeks from now, * President Buhari also said that he promised to change Nigeria at the right time and that right time is now. He also wanted to talk about corruption, but my TV exploded immediately after he mentioned the Word, "kwaruption " and that was when I woke up and discovered that it was all a Dream. I sincerely apologise for playing with your emotions...Na fasting cause-am o  😀😅😃😂😊 Have a beautiful dream of a New Nigeria.