Bill Gates has resigned as the 'Chairman of Microsoft'

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after receiving the following letter from Hausa Man
"Dear Sir :|
I have some questions to ask.
Namba wan - The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?
Namba too - There is a 'Start' button but no 'Stop' button, where is it?
Namba tree - I have already learned Microsoft word, when will you launch Microsoft Sentence?
Namba for -There is a recycle bin but... There is no one who comes to collect the bin.
finally eh personal question: 😂😂😂
Why is your name Gates when you sell Windows?"






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